It’s almost fall and I’m ready for the traditional pumpkin thigh smash.
I want her to do that to my fuckin head
god damn
I like the chorus of triumphant crows when she rips it open
HAPPY FUCKING HALLOWEEN
She’s so beefy and then her voice is so gentle
smthing i can just never believe when ppl (mostly twitter users) complain about a girl character being made to look 'mannish' or 'masculine' and talk about the death of femininity and every time i get excited and think 'oh okay cool did we get a butch character or-' and its literally jusg a regular fucking woman like you would see at the grocery store. like jusyt a normal woman
i think those people would have an aneurysm and die if they saw how actresses were styled in the 70s/80s/90s……
not that these women are looking super masc lol but the parameters for “acceptable female appearance” in both media and everyday life have indisputably narrowed over the past couple decades :|
teetotailer
first incidence of good writing advice i've seen in 10+ years on this platform and it's in the notes of a mustelid wreaking absolute havoc in a german grocery store
Please. Help.
The girl I'm dating and I both think that we sleep on the left side of the bed. I'm coming to terms with the fact that she may be a psychopath and I don't know what's real anymore.
Which option has the sides of the bed correctly labelled?
#1
#2
Neither #1 nor #2 but a secret third thing
"left" and "right" are both relative terms determined relative to a person. The correct answers are port and starboard.
the headboard is the stern
Yeah this one seems pretty straightforward. I'm sure there's some exceptions, but every depiction I can think of, including IRL race car beds, agrees.
i spent too long on this and regret nothing
Nor should you, this is glorious
Anonymous asked:
Put your hands in the air, this is a strobbery
boccher answered:
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